틀니 가지러... to get my teeth

 

 

 

잠자리에 나란히 든, 부부,

남편은 잠에 골아떨어졌는데, 부인은 뭔가 낭만적인 생각에 잠겨서
남편과 애기를 나누고 싶기만 하다.

부인 : "우리 연애시절,  당신이 내손을 꼬옥 잡아줬지예..."
그러자, 고단한 남편은 팔을 뻗어 잠시 부인의 손을 잡아주는 듯 하더니 곧 잠을 청한다.

조금 있다가,

부인 : "그라고, 내한테 키스를 해줬지예..."
쪼깐 성가셔하면서, 남편은 부인 뺨에 얼른 뽀~ 해주고는 다시 제자리로 가서 누웠다.

그리고, 한 30초 지나서,
부인 : "그라고, 당신이 내 목을 살짝 깨물어줬지예..."

남편, 홱 일어나더니 잠옷 걸치고 침대에서 일어났다.
부인 : "오데 갈라꼬예?"
남편 : "틀니 가질러..."

 

 

답글 달고 할라꼬예?

An older couple were lying in bed one night.
The husband was falling asleep but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said: "you used to hold my hand when we were courting."
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.

A few moments later she said: "then you used to kiss me."
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.

Thirty seconds later she said :"then you used to bite my neck"
Angrily, he threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
"Where are you going ?" she asked.
"To get my teeth!"