Truck Driver Pissed Off

Truck Driver Pissed Off.: Blonde in sports car truck drive in truck.

One day, a blonde decides to go for a drive in her brand new Mercedes. As she drives along, she is too busy checking her hair in the mirror to realise that there is a a truck pulling out of a supermarket car park. She hits the brakes and manages to swerve and miss him leaving the truck driver honking his horn and shouting and swearing. As she stops at a set of traffic lights, the truck driver catches up with her and gets her too pull over on the side of the road which she does and he goes over to her to have a chat with her. The truck driver goes to her and says, ' What the hell is wrong with you. Are you crazy ?'. The blonde goes, ' I'm sorry. It was an accident.' The driver then catches the blonde smiling and says, ' oh, you think that was funny do you' He then tells the blonde to get out of the car which she does. He then draws a circle on the pavement and says 'right. Stay in this circle and do not move from here until I say you can. Watch what I do'. He then goes to her Mercedes and pulls out a knife and cuts all of her seatbelts. He then looks at her and says, 'Do you find that funny ?.' He then sees her covering her mouth with her hand trying to hold back a smile. 'Oh. still find it funny do you. Well, let's see if you find this funny.' He then slices up her seats with his knife and then gets his hammer out and smashes her dashboard and her lights. 'Well, do you find that funny ?.' He then sees her laughing out loud and then gets really angry. 'Right then, let's see if you find this funny'. He then goes to his truck and get his sledgehammer and smashes her doors, bonnet and boot of her car. 'Do you find that funny B**** ?' He then sees her still laughing and then really loses it. 'Right b****. your never going to laugh at this'. He then smashes up her car a bit more, then goes and gets a can of petrol from his truck, pours it over her car and set alight. He then moves away and watches the car blowing up. He then goes, 'Ha Ha Ha. How about that b****. Do you find that funny ?.' He then sees her on the ground clutching her stomach laughing her head off. He then goes over to her pissed off and shouts at her, 'What the f*** are you laughing at ?.' She then calms down and says, 'Every time you looked away, I stepped out of the circle'.